cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

What?

As in like, the existence of the Han Dynasty from roughly 200bce-200ce?

aintmyjewelry:

besties put in the tags what surprise song you wanna hear either in general or at your eras tour show

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librarycard:

[girl who is a complete loser and has been one her entire life]: actually, loner hermit virgin is just my vibe right now… i’m just curating my vibe okay. that’s it. it’s just my whole vibe. not a lot of people would get it… whatever

coffeepee-deactivated20230511:

coffeepee-deactivated20230511:

cursedpocketwatch:

benoit blanc had the right idea with his version of swearing. the comedic genius of saying things like ‘fiddlesticks’ and ‘lord help us’ is enough in itself, but paired with the occasional ‘MOTHERFUCKING SHITBALLS’ at the exact right moment, i am truly enraptured. i will begin using this method immediately

daddyxanax574:

Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It’s preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.

prisonhannibal:

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

costis:

faithdeans:

don’t talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again